Famous and Hilarious Birthday Quotes That Can Make You Laugh

A birthday is an occasion when a person or institution celebrates the anniversary of their birth. Everyone looks forward to birthdays, be it your own or your loved one’s. Birthdays are special as we get wishes from friends, family, sweetheart… So today we would like to introduce you several famous and hilarious birthday quotes that you can enjoy yourself or send it to your beloved ones to make them laugh on their special day. Feel free to share and enjoy the famous and hilarious birthday quotes below.
• How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was? – Satchel Paige
• I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.- Gypsy Rose Lee
• Age is a relative term. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.- Melanie White
• Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.- Ronald Reagan
• Guess what happens when you take all the right vitamins, eat a lot of fiber, work out all the time, and lay off the sauce?
• Yep, you wind up in the same place anyway. So enjoy your birthday!- Anonymous
• I’ll always think of you as someone older than me.-Anon
• It’s never too early to start a mid-life crisis.-Anon
• Congratulations on being a year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice.-Anon
• Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed.-Anon
• Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.-Maurice Chevalier
• The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.-Bob Hope
• You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’-Jerry Seinfeld
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.-Mary Schmich
• Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.-Anon
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.-Lucille Ball
• A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.- Erma Bombeck
• The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.- Richard J. Needham
• Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. – Andy Borowitz
• Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.- Greg Tamblyn
• The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.- Anonymous
• There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn
• Age is a high price to pay for maturity.-Tom Stoppard
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them.-Anon
• I can’t believe it’s already been a year since the last time I didn’t buy you anything for your birthday.-Anon
• Old enough to know better. Young enough to still do it.-Anon
• People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you a bad ass!-Anon
• If you want to look young and thin, hang out with old fat people.-Jim Eason
• If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent.-Nicole Beale
• Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.-Helen Hayes
• Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!-Anon
We hope that you will like the famous and hilarious birthday quotes above. Thanks for visiting our page and have a happy day!