The Collection of Funny 50th Birthday Quotes That Can Give You a Big Laugh

People always look forward to their birthday because it just happens once a year. They like receiving beautiful gifts and lovely wishes from family, friends, and their sweetheart. However, besides birthday wishes, you can send them funny 50th birthday quotes that can make them laugh. If you are looking for some funny 50th birthday quotes to send to them but you cannot find the great quotes. Don’t worry! We are here to give you several funny 50th birthday quotes that you are looking for.
• Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
• Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
• Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
• Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
• Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
• So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
• So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
• So many candles…so little cake.
• Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. True that!
• To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
• Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
• We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
• We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
• What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
• When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
• When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
• With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
• With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
• You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
• You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
We hope that these funny 50th birthday quotes can help you say happy birthday to your friends, your family, or your sweetheart in a very lovely and funny way. Thanks for visiting our page!