The Collection Of Funny Birthday Toasts

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Sometimes you see that it’s difficult to find a suitable funny birthday toast for everyone. Because the funny birthday toasts that you like may not be hilarious to the others. Browse our wonderful collection of funny birthday toasts here, you will find what you need.the-collection-of-funny-birthday-toasts-1
Here’s to the birthday boy who’s discovered what really separates the men from the boys — many, many years.
I’ve always heard that every wrinkle has a story. You must have a War and Peace-size novel written all over your face. Happy birthday!
To middle age, a time in your life when the biggest obstacle to divorce is the thought of showing your birthday suit to somebody new. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. There comes a moment of such clarity, such certainty, when you realize you are old: the moment somebody offers you their seat on a bus…and you take it. May you never go gently into that good seat.
Happy birthday. May you never get so old at heart that you find men with combovers attractive.
Cool, friendly, clever, beautiful… but enough about me. Here’s a birthday toast to you!
Now that you’re old enough to be a father, I have only one thing to say to you: Live long enough to be a problem to your children.
May you live to be so old you’re wrinkled, toothless, white-haired and hunched over beyond recognition.
Happy birthday. There comes a moment of such clarity, such certainty, when you realize you are old: the moment somebody offers you their seat on a bus…and you take it. May you never go gently into that good seat.
May you have the hindsight to forget where you’ve been, the foresight to know you don’t know where you’re going, and the insight to know when you should have never left your couch!
Smile! You’re never going to look this young ever again. Happy birthday.
I’ve always heard that every wrinkle has a story. You must have a War and Peace-size novel written all over your face. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday. May your idea of a hot time never be sleeping with a heating pad. Here’s to heat rubs.the-collection-of-funny-birthday-toasts-2
We hope that these funny birthday toasts can be helpful for you. Let’s choose a birthday toast to give your friends a big laugh. Have a nice day!

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