Wonderful Birthday Toasts to Speak at Friend’s Birthday Party

Every person looks forward to birthday. Birthday is special as we can get gifts, wishes from our family, friends, and lover. And we also love hearing wonderful birthday toasts at the party. So are you finding some birthday toasts to speak in your friend’s birthday party? Don’t worry! We are here to give you some wonderful birthday toasts for friends. Let’s look at these wonderful birthday toasts below and choose a good one if you like.
• I’ve always been told that time heals all wounds, but nobody ever warned me that it also brings wrinkles the size of the Grand Canyon and skin as saggy as a Basset Hound. Still, it’s better than the alternative…you know, acne! Happy birthday!
• As a good friend, it’s my duty to tell you that, at your age, blowing out your candles may not be a great idea — your dentures may fly out and seriously injure someone. Just a thought. Anyway, happy birthday.
• To a true gentleman who has never forgotten his roots, his alma mater or the city that brought him success. Of course, at his age, it’s probably because he’s forgotten just about everything else. Happy birthday! Cheers!
• May the good Lord take a liking to you…But not too soon.
May you grow old in the face.Be treasured and cared for with grace.
May you have rye bread to do you good,
Wheaten bread to sweeten your blood,
Barley bread to do you no harm
And oatmeal bread to strengthen your arm.
• Here’s to your fountain of youth. No matter what age you are, you don’t look it. The only way I know you’re as old as me is because a little birdie told me that your chiropractor sends you a birthday card every year.
• May big headaches and little fevers be always far from you.
• May the doctor never earn a pound out of you.
• It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
• To your birthday, let’s raise our glasses high and thank goodness that it’s you who’s older — not us.
• May your glass be ever full.
• May the roof over your head be always strong.
• And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
• Nothing but the best for our birthday girl. That’s why she has us as friends. Happy birthday!
• Today is a perfect day to raise our glasses to our boss — the only man I am afraid of! Happy birthday, boss!
• This will be a very short toast. With all the candles on your birthday cake, I’m afraid it may be too late to call the fire department if my toast goes over even a few seconds. So, I want to wish you a very fast, very happy birthday. Cheers!
• This should be a day of celebration. Things could always be worse, much worse. Look at it this way, a decade from today you will be a decade older. Happy birthday!
We hope that these wonderful birthday toasts will be helpful for you. Your friend will be happy when hearing these birthday toasts. Share and enjoy it!