You are so lucky if you have a brother, he is the person that grew up and shared all the childhood memories with you. Sometimes you really want to speak aloud that he is the best brother in the world but you still feel confused about the way to tell him. You don’t know how to let him know that you always appreciate and respect him. Then you can send him a funny birthday wish for brother to give him a big laugh on his birthday. So now we would like to introduce to you the collection of funny birthday wishes for brother that we have collected.
• Before you go out today, make sure your pockets are empty. It’s your day to have others treat you! I hope you enjoy your birthday, dear brother.
• For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older (except for your ever-increasing wisdom, of course.) Happy Birthday!
• Dear brother, a piece of wisdom for you on your birthday: age is a number and should be unlisted! Happy Birthday!
• As the true and good-hearted brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.
• Dear brother, though you are no longer young you are still immature! Happy birthday to someone who is always young-at-heart.
• Don’t regret the grey hairs on your head. Aging is a privilege granted to a select few.
• Don’t worry, big brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!
• Dear older brother, I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!
• Happy birthday, big brother! To celebrate, why don’t we go shopping? I can’t wait to take advantage of your seniors’ discount!
• For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, big brother!
• On your birthday, big brother, I noticed that not only have you got one foot in the grave, you’ve got the other one standing on the shovel blade! You might want to take it easy this year.
• Writing this message is a pleasure for me because I’m the very lucky sister that gets to send birthday wishes to a wonderful brother. I hope you have a very special day!
• Do you know why I hate birthday greetings? Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Oh by the way, “Dear brother, you are so sweet. You are the sweetest man I have ever met.” Happy Birthday!
• You are the best man on earth and such a perfect brother. Though I have to say that today I’m glad we’re not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother!
• Today on your birthday, let the fun begin! We’ll bathe in champagne, eat birthday cakes iced with gold, and eat only the most expensive foods. No harm in wishing for something spectacular for a spectacular brother!
• Dear Big Brother, I have been told that if you want to get into the best nursing homes you have to put your name down on a list early. I thought that now was a good time to let you know that I put your name down about 10 years ago, so you should be good to go. You’re welcome.
• One of my favorite memories of our schooldays, big brother, was learning about the Dark Ages. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. Thanks for being such a great history teacher! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, big brother! You may feel like you’re getting really old, but you don’t need to be ashamed of your age. Now, when the party is all over, to cheer you up I’ll take you out to get fitted for your walker.
• Okay, you need to stop getting older because it reminds me of how I’m getting older. So just cut it out! Happy Birthday, bro!
• I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday brother!
• I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make mom and dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday.
• Brother, if you were a bear, I’d want to be a tree. If you were a fish, I’d want to be the sea. If you were a flower, I’d want to be a leaf. But you’re just you, and I’m just me. Happy Birthday!
• You’ve already taught me so much as my older brother. Now I’m learning from you on how (not) to age gracefully. Happy Birthday!
• You’re one of the most important men in my life. I’m lucky to count you not only as my brother, but as my role model and my friend. Happy Birthday!
• I can’t help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid. They weren’t funny to me then, but now I know you only did it because you loved me. Right? Happy Birthday!
Now let’s make your brother surprised and happy when he receives these funny birthday wishes for brother from you. We believe that nothing can break the bond between you and your brother. Have a nice day!
