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- Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
- Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
- Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
- Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
- Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
- So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
- So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
- So many candles…so little cake.
- Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
- Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
- Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?
- Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
- The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
- The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
- You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
- The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.
- Look, so many candles on a so little cake.
- You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
- You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.
- The upside to getting older is that you don’t have to worry about getting your hair cut because you don’t have any left.
- I have 911 on speed dial for when we light your candles. It’s going to get pretty hot in here. Happy birthday my best friend!
- Birthdays are like earwax. The more you have the harder it is to hear. Happy Birthday!
- You’re so old you should stop buying super-sized shampoo bottles. You probably won’t make it long enough to finish the next one.
- Sorry to break the news to you, but age isn’t just a number. It’s also a death sentence. Happy Birthday!
- We were going to throw you a surprise party, but we didn’t want to give you a heart attack.
- What was it like being alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth?
- You know you are my best friend. Can you remember how nice it was to be young, healthy and have energy or was that too long ago? Happy Birthday!
- We’ve already called the fire department. It’s safe to light your candles.
- You’re one year older and one year closer to being bald and toothless. Happy birthday my best friend!
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