It’s your friend’s birthday and you really want to write something special that can make them smile. So instead of sending a normal wish, you can send him/her a hilarious birthday poems as a special gift. By this way, we believe that you can make your friend surprised and give him/her a big laugh on his/her birthday. Now in this page, we would like to introduce you some hilarious birthday poems that we have collected. You are welcomed to enjoy and share them to your friend.
Poem 1
Each birthday wish
I’ve ever made
Really does come true
Each year I wish
I’ll grow some more
And every year
Poem 2
Age and Laughter
Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.
by Martin Dejnicki
Poem 3
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that’s no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.
Poem 4
Young at Heart
Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!
Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.
If you manage to forget,
we’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
By Martin Dejnicki
Poem 5
Elephant Frown
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding! you’re plenty.
Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble.
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or Clown?
I knew you would frown.
By Martin Dejnicki
Poem 6
Having been through PMT and HRT.
You deserve an OBE and a PhD.
While you’re very old, you’re not RIP.
But you’re overdue for an MOT.
And I don’t need ESP.
Indeed, any B can clearly see.
You’re a (60) year old wrinkle-ly.
Congrats, you’re now an OAP.
Happy Birthday !
With these hilarious birthday poems, we hope that you can give your friend happiness on his/her birthday. Thanks for choosing our page to find hilarious birthday poems and have a nice day!
