The Collection of Hilarious Birthday Wishes That Can Make Your Friend Laugh

Are you looking for something special to write on birthday card for your best friend? You don’t want to send him/her the normal wishes as in previous years. Why don’t you send him/her hilarious birthday wishes for friends that can make him/her laugh a lot. Here you can check out our collection of hilarious birthday wishes for friends. With these hilarious birthday wishes for friends, you can put a smile on your friend’s face on the most important day of the year!
• You have officially made it through another year of your life without killing someone. I am impressed and frankly, surprised.
• Look on the bright side: now you can receive AARP magazines in your mailbox like your parents and grandparents do.
• You might not be able to play football anymore, but getting the senior citizen’s discount at Dunkin’ Donuts makes it worth it.
• How does it feel to be as old as you are? I wouldn’t know because I’m two years younger than you.
• Before you know it, people will be saying age before beauty to you and meaning for you to go ahead of them.
• Clerks will now feel embarrassed to card you because it is obvious you are not underage.
• How does it feel to know that you’ll now look like the creepy old guy when you go to rock concerts?
• Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
• I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
• There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
• The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
• It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
• Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
• Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
• Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
• It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
• Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
• Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
• Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
• It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
• It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
• Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
• Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
• You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
• Grow more older and become toothless soon.
• 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
• Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
• Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
• It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
• It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
• Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
If you like the hilarious birthday wishes for friends above, don’t hesitate to pick one to send him/her! Your friends will feel so happy when he/she receives these birthday wishes for friends from you. Have a nice day!